My friend told me he was going to a fancy-dress party as an Italian island. I said: 'Don’t be Sicily’.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.