So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.

Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.