I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'