I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.