Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.