Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim VineWhen I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.
Tim Vine