My friend told me he was going to a fancy-dress party as an Italian island. I said: 'Donโt be Sicilyโ.
Tim VineApparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine