Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out