Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."