Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.