Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out