Velcro: what a rip-off.
For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.
My friend told me he was going to a fancy-dress party as an Italian island. I said: 'Don’t be Sicily’.
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.