One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.