The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.