Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.