'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.