Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.