'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
Tommy CooperSo I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
Tommy CooperYou know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy CooperMy dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
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