Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.