Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.โ โWell you can't say fairer than that then
Tommy CooperI cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Tommy CooperYou know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper