Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.โ โWell you can't say fairer than that then
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"