Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.