He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books".
Tommy CooperMy wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.
Tommy CooperI always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.
Tommy Cooper