'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.