I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".