'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.