So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure