A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure