Fat girls aren’t real people.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.