Fat girls aren’t real people.

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

The haters always scream the loudest.