No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.