The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.