I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.