One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

...the elephant smoked too much.

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.