I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.