You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.