If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.