In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.