I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.