Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
Victor BorgeMendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
Victor BorgeOne afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Victor Borge