Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.