Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.