Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.