Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.