Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.