Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.