In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
Victor BorgeI wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor BorgeI know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
Victor BorgeDid you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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