Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.