Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

...the elephant smoked too much.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.