I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!