Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

...the elephant smoked too much.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.