Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.