The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.