The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.