The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.