The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.