The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
...the elephant smoked too much.
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.