The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.