Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

...the elephant smoked too much.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.