(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.