Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.