Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.