One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Victor BorgeAlways remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
Victor BorgeClarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
Victor BorgeAnd now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
Victor Borge