There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.