That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

...the elephant smoked too much.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.