I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.