Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.