I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.