The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.