I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor BorgeThey say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
Victor BorgeThe conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
Victor Borge