The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?