I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.