I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.