Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.