Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.