Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.