When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.