When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.