I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.