I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.