In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.