In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?