In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].