In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.