How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.