How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.