Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.