Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.