Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.